- Being fooled by transvestites
- TV actors and actresses who get paid $25,000 an episode,
then bitch about not getting paid enough and go on strike
- Misspelled graffiti
- People who wear rollerblades everywhere
- Rich people who win the lottery
- People who hold their fingers up for quotation marks
- Pauly Shore movies
- People who insist on calling the internet the "Information
Superhighway."
- T-shirts with stupid slogans on the back
- People who shout "I want to fuck you like an animal" at
Nine Inch Nails concerts
- Being fooled by transvestites twice
- Trying to start one of those clapping things during a song,
but no one joins in so you look like an idiot
- Bands that combine music styles that don't really go well
together, like "Rap punk" or "Industrial grunge rap."
- Those stupid No Fear shirts
- People with 3 names who insist on being called by all
3 names
- People who automatically think industrial is "Satanic
devil worshipper music."
- Locking your keys in the car
- Locking your keys in the house
- New moms who bring their bawling babies to the movies
with them
- People who ALWAYS interrupt when you're talking to
someone else
- "Show me the money."
- Actors who play the same character in all their movies,
like Pauly Shore and Jim Carrey
- 13 year old kids having sex
- Dead 60's bands trying to make comebacks
- MTV telling people what bands are cool
- People who let MTV dictate what bands are cool
- Frat boys
- Pretty girls who smoke
- Corporations anally raping the working class to make a profit
- Guys who have everything, i.e. looks, money, a nice car,
smooth talkers, pretty girls chasing after them
- Professors who write shitty textbooks that don't explain
anything
- Mainstream bands charging $100 per concert ticket
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