Being fooled by transvestites TV actors and actresses who get paid $25,000 an episode, then bitch about not getting paid enough and go on strike Misspelled graffiti People who wear rollerblades everywhere Rich people who win the lottery People who hold their fingers up for quotation marks Pauly Shore movies People who insist on calling the internet the "Information Superhighway." T-shirts with stupid slogans on the back People who shout "I want to fuck you like an animal" at Nine Inch Nails concerts Being fooled by transvestites twice Trying to start one of those clapping things during a song, but no one joins in so you look like an idiot Bands that combine music styles that don't really go well together, like "Rap punk" or "Industrial grunge rap." Those stupid No Fear shirts People with 3 names who insist on being called by all 3 names People who automatically think industrial is "Satanic devil worshipper music." Locking your keys in the car Locking your keys in the house New moms who bring their bawling babies to the movies with them People who ALWAYS interrupt when you're talking to someone else "Show me the money." Actors who play the same character in all their movies, like Pauly Shore and Jim Carrey 13 year old kids having sex Dead 60's bands trying to make comebacks MTV telling people what bands are cool People who let MTV dictate what bands are cool Frat boys Pretty girls who smoke Corporations anally raping the working class to make a profit Guys who have everything, i.e. looks, money, a nice car, smooth talkers, pretty girls chasing after them Professors who write shitty textbooks that don't explain anything Mainstream bands charging $100 per concert ticket