Finally! I update this page. Well, not really. I don't know if I'm gonna
do Stuff anymore. I was starting to lose the "spirit" while
I was making the last issue. I was running out of things to write about.
But lately I've felt that urge, that kick, that
craving to make a zine again. I got my groove back. I know I want to make a
zine again. It'll probably be similar to Stuff, just a collection of contect
about various things. I want to write some informative articles too, maybe
some instructional stuff, and I want more art, more drawings, photography, and
I don't think I'm gonna call it Stuff anymore
though. That name's kind of old, and besides, there's also a mainstream
magazine called Stuff, even though I had it first. Bastards.
Things To Do
A list of things to do when you want to be counterproductive. Or,
you've heard of those lists people make of things they want to do
before they reach a certain age, like visit Paris or plant a tree
or some other wussy crap like that. Well, this can be your list.
Hollywood is well known for its cliches. The good guy always
wins, or the guy always gets the girl, stuff like that. It's my theory
that all movies use the same cliches, just in different ways. The
following is a list of how some cliches are used in different types
of movies. From issue 3.
Excerpts from my fictionalized diary
Prank Call Ideas
Everyone's heard of those prank calls where you call someone
and you ask for Mike Rotch, or Al Coholic, or I. P. Freely, or
you call someone and ask if their refrigerator is running, then
you tell them to chase it. Anyway, here are some more ideas for
prank calls. Some of them arenít exactly pranks, but I put them
here anyway cause I donít know where else to put them. From
The Restroom Door
This is a story I wrote about a girl, a concert, and a weird dream.
From issue 5.
Stuff That Sucks
These are things that piss me off. From issues 3 through 6.
Well, itís summer again (I wrote this in July) and that means barbecues
and parties. And, of course, that means cheesy party and outdoor games.
Here are a few suggestions and ideas for games to play. From issue 5.
This is a list of 7 jobs I'd like to have if I didn't have morals or
care about money or the law. From issue 6.
The Procrastinating Gift Giver
I'm sure everyone's had the experience of trying to find a gift at the
last minute. You're running around, getting desperate, and you end up
giving beef jerky scented deodorant. But with this list, instead
of waiting till the last minute to buy something, you can wait till the
last minute and use this list. From issue 7.
The Key Club Convention
This is my account of the annual Key Club convention. I'm surprised to
admit it, but I actually had a good time. This is from issue 8.